Saturday
Feb222014
AWP Packing List
Posted on Saturday, February 22, 2014 at 10:34AM
- One travel mug, and at least three decent types of tea bags
- One good sneaky move for approaching the coffee condiments table and making off with some milk
- The business cards that make it look like I'm trying too hard
- The alternate business cards that make it look like I'm trying too hard not to try too hard
- One tote bag for the inevitable book purchases
- One car, with mostly vacant trunk, for the inevitably overflowing tote bag
- A small bag for the free chocolate
- A big bag of almonds, to offset the free chocolate
- The names and numbers of people in attendance whom I know, for social validation
- Three phone numbers of friends not in attendence, for occasional reality checks
- Velcro for soul, firmly attached on both ends
- One list of must-see events, panels, and people
- Three brilliantly scintillating pitches for the major projects, all coming in at under 30 seconds
- Three slightly longer yet no less brilliant synopses for said major projects, accessible in less than the time it takes to steep tea
- A list of editors who like good tea
- Extra tea
- Two printed copies of my first 50 pages. One is just asking for trouble via spilled tea; three is expecting too much.
- One good natured spouse who likes books in the way a healthy person does, for balance and a birthday dinner
- One overpriced hotel room with a bathtub, for emergencies
- Confidence, confidence, confidence.
- One stop at Powell's on the drive home, just in case the trunk isn't full enough.
See you there?
tagged #AWP14
Reader Comments (1)
Add me to the list of friends not in attendance! You have my number :). Have fun!